Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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