I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
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