He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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