So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Randomize
