How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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