idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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