we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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