i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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