she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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