living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Bring me that man meat
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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