carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
That was an excessively violent trivia night
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
