sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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