I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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