eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
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