Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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