White coat. Heels.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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