i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Randomize
