My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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