wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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