we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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