Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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