wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Randomize