my phone needs a breathalizer
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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