The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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