Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
the night ended with taco bell and tears
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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