Pappa wants mamma naked
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
