If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I am one with the molecules
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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