no. you can't hotbox the world.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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