Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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