So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
My boob is missing a layer of skin
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Randomize
