My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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