He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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