Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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