need another drink. this is the easiest way
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
