I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
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