It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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