Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
bring money and cleavage
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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