Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
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