don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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