i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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