Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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