who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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