Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I woke up under a house in Key West
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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