yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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