I wanna passion pit in your ass
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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