Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
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