and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Randomize
