I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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