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(312): View more from Illinois

Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.

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(708): View more from Illinois

I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.

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(574): View more from Indiana

some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous

(1-574): View more from Indiana

class

(574): View more from Indiana

he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson

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(443): View more from Maryland

ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...

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(314): View more from Missouri

I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.

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(757): View more from Virginia

i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.

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(913): View more from Kansas

Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass

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