I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize
