bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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