My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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