Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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